Jack Daniels & Orange

Feeling bit poorly today – ought to be going to K’s birthday drinks tonight but am feeling somewhat worse for wear after another friend, N’s birthday bash last night! Selfish friends, having birthdays all at the same time – don’t they know one night out a month is enough for me these days!
Last night was good but. Was at Love Thy Neighbour, run by my mate Jim and pals. Much whisky was consumed with OJ of course – try it, you might like it, please do ‘cause then, maybe more people will drink it and then, maybe next time I order it, I won’t have to go through the
Me: “Whisky & Orange Juice please”
Barperson: “I’m sorry, what did you say?”
Me: “Whisky – Jack Daniels - & Orange Juice please”
Barperson: “Oh, right, so you want one JD, one orange juice and, anything else?”
Me: “No, I’d just like a JD & Orange juice please”
Barperson: “What? *stunned pause* Together? *‛surely not’ muttered under breath*
Me: “Yes, please!”
Barperson: stares blankly for an eternal 2 seconds, then “Oh…. okay” Finally goes off to make drink, making sure I’m watching as she/he holds the orange juice carton hesitantly over the glass of whisky before pouring. Blah, blah, blah, it’s getting very dull. It’s really not that weird a concept mixing fruit juice & spirits – try it, you may or may not like it, then, get over it!!Anyway, so a good drunken night was had

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